A return to classical ideas
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By: Michael Carusi | February 9th, 2010

Have you, fellow gamer, ever wished you could somehow liven up misguided columns, self-righteous speeches, and condescending TV reports on how video games are teaching us to be obese killing machines?  Have you become tired of the same old boring diatribe on morality, Christianity, flawed arguments, and sweeping generalizations?  Well, look no further!  Your one way train to fun is right here!

Video Game Critic Bingo, First Edition, offers gamers the chance to have fun rather than simply spam obscenities into an article’s comments section or a pundit’s E-mail box.  With Video Game Critic Bingo, the power is yours to see just how many logical fallacy errors the author/pundit can serve up.  How does it work?  It’s easy!  Whenever you happen to see the inevitable trashing of video games on the horizon, arm yourself with this handy sheet:

Then simply have it on hand whenever the anti-video game sermon begins.  Mark the appropriate square whenever what the author/pundit does matches it, and you’re well on your way to VIDEO GAME CRITIC BINGO! In order to get VIDEO GAME CRITIC BINGO! you need only score five in a row diagonally, horizontally, or vertically.  We’ve even thrown in the center space for free, just for you.

Now, in addition to making anti-video game rants fun and productive, you have something to tell the author/pundit besides your disrespect and the request that they immediately get a full frontal lobotomy.  You get to tell this ill-informed gentleman or lady how close they came to VIDEO GAME CRITIC BINGO!

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    Mark Davis

    This is beautiful.


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